In the mid 1980′s when I was in my Breakdance mode, there were names given for popular signature moves. Some of the moves I did were called the Footwork, the Up Rock, the Backspin, the Head Spin, the Windmill, the 1990, and the Turtle. However, today in the new millennium, I stand alone here with one burning question which is this,

What is with all of these dance moves named after food items?

We had the Tootsie Roll, then the Peanut Butter Jelly, and now the Chicken Noodle Soup? What the Hell’s next? Do the Wonder Bread?